how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???
how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????
how do you know?????
You have some shockingly good points. Just a second
Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste
When Kanye West throws a party is is it a
If the infinite multiverse theory is true, i can take solace knowing theres a universe inhabited by nothing but snoop dogg
there’s also a universe where snoop dogg doesn’t exist
i know we all like to hate on the tumblr radar but im just so jazzed about this cube look at it go
I STILL LOVE YOU ALL AND I ALWAYS WILL IM SORRY THAT IM SO BAD AT KEEPING TOUCH WITH YOU GUYS
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”